One hyper-realistic morning, I opened my hyper-realistic eyes, only to find that my hyper-realistic sheets had been torn off my hyper-realistic bed and strewn about my hyper-realistic room. I decided, with my hyper-realistic brain, to jump out of my hyper-realistic bed...
i was gonna put my hyper-realisitc mario cartrage inside my hyperrealisitc NES but when i turned if off, it didnt. i said "fucking nes fucking turn off you hyper realisitic bitch"
then the nes opened notepad by itself and typed "look behind you"
Then my hyper-realistic mario cartrage said "i am a hyper-realistic mario cartrage" so i hit it with a hyper-realistic sledgehammer, but then hyper-realisitc mario jumpeded out of the cartrage and threw up hyper-realisitc blood then lavander town played BUT SLOWED AND HYPER REALSITCERETNHIEATJHIEAJH MP2...
and then i jumped out my hyper-realistic window but when i jumped out the hyperrealisic red sky was raining hyper-realisitic blood so i said "hyper-realisitc blood omges" then i got shot by hyper realisitc glock 19 then i said "hyper-realistic iutreghaiutheaiuhjueatihojaeiuthjteauiaeu"
i tried to exit but there was no hyper-realisitc exit button then mario said "hyper-realisitic hyper-realisitic" i took a screenshot of mario but then the hyper-realisitec earth exploded